Sick As Fuck. Ten thousand infected creatures, drawn as flat-vector busts and inscribed one at a time on Dogecoin. 250 traits across eleven layers — hide, condition, discharge, and everything that leaks out of them — with exact, checkable supply per trait. Ten of them are one-of-ones carrying values no other piece can roll.
Rendered live from the generator, right now — this is not a press kit of the good ones. Reload for ten more.
A one-of-one here is not a common piece wearing a rare hat. Each carries trait values that exist on exactly one piece in the whole collection — run the rarity table and every one of them reads count 1. They sit at fixed numbers, scattered through the ten thousand.
Every trait's supply is declared before a single piece is dealt, and the dealer honours it to the unit — no "roughly 3%". The catalogue is checked at build time: if a column stops adding up to 9,990, the build fails rather than shipping a rarity table that is quietly a lie.
The rarest hat exists on 4 pieces. The rarest eyes on 5. You can verify every number yourself from the manifest.
Each piece is a self-contained SVG written onto Dogecoin in full — not a link to a server that has to stay up, and not a hash of a file kept somewhere else. Pull the inscription in a hundred years and it draws itself.
Traits ride in the inscription too, so a marketplace never has to trust an off-chain list.
No blind pull, no reveal theatre. Every one of the ten thousand is listed with its art, rank and traits before you spend anything — filter to what you want and mint that exact number.
Flat price per piece.